Have You Talked to Your Child About Money? 

Hamilton Nolan · 02/16/15 04:28PM

"I found out my second grader has not been eating lunch all year. I give him money for lunch but he apparently didn't know what it was for, so he threw it out. Wtf? I am sort of stunned. How did he not know this???"

There Should Be Two Lines at Bars: a Manifesto

Taylor Berman · 02/09/15 09:33AM

As people waste our time debating how much to tip baristas (the correct amount: the small pile of coins they give back to you after your transaction is complete) and bartenders ($1 per drink), a second, much more significant beverage problem has once again been overlooked: the frustrating delays caused by people who order complicated drinks and cocktails during peak times at crowded bars.

How Much Gawker Commenters Tip 

Aleksander Chan · 02/03/15 04:11PM

Oh my God. Yesterday we asked what standards of tipping you live by, and you all have so, so, so much to say. There was a lot of bragging and plenty more whining in the nearly 700 comments left on yesterday's post.

The Only Tinder Opening Line You Need

Sam Biddle · 02/02/15 04:00PM

A few years ago, a college friend described to me his experience on Tinder. The service was already popular by then, but it hadn't yet become synonymous with sleazy come-ons and predatory male speech patterns. This friend—a plucky yuppie with a positive outlook and the face of an old baby—was finishing a graduate degree, and told me Tinder was "a blast." And more than that, a way to meet people! But what am I—what are any of us—supposed to say to these strangers, I asked him, without seeming needy or corny or the other ten thousand ways a straight guy can come across to the rest of his species? He told me he opened, every time, with the exact same line:

Another "No Excuses" Mom Pisses Everyone Off With Photos of Her Six-Pack

Jay Hathaway · 01/16/15 02:05PM

If we do not remember the history of terrible internet flamebait, we are doomed to repeat it. A 33-year-old U.K. mom who posted an Instagram photo of her hot abs with the caption "I have a kid, a six pack, and no excuse" was rewarded with a family-size bag of flamin' hot how dare she comments from other moms who felt judged and apparently forgot that we've been through this exact same thing before.

How to Have Good Winter Sex

Dayna Evans · 01/13/15 09:00AM

I heard a rumor that you like sex. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Sex, when it’s good, consensual, and really randy, is great. That said, our attitudes toward sex change according to the season.

Easter Will Be Shit This Year: Creme Egg Controversy Spans Continents

Dayna Evans · 01/12/15 10:10AM

This week in bollocks: Cadbury Creme Eggs, the delicious confections that are everyone's go-to favorite springtime pre-workout snack, have changed in two unsavory ways for their forthcoming Easter season: the eggs are gonna be pricier this year and the recipe in America is a farce. What in the godfearing fuck is this shite?