In the final video of this historic series, I eat cheesecake. It was... kinda salty?

This one is embarrassing, I admit.

I don’t ever remember eating applesauce, which looks and tastes disgusting, so, at the age of 27, I tried it.

Well, okay, I have done Jell-O shots before. Obviously! But this is my first time ever eating plain Jell-O, and, quite frankly, it will probably be my last.

In this video, at the age of 27, I eat a pineapple for the very first time. I actually kinda liked it!

Last week, I ate a raisin, which I hated. Guess what I thought of a Fig Newton!

This is the third in a series of videos in which I, at the age of 27, try a bunch of foods I have never eaten before. It might have been the worst one.

This is the second in a series of videos in which I, at the age of 27, try a bunch of foods I have never eaten before.

And that adult is me. This is the first in a series of videos in which I, at the age of 27, try a bunch of foods I have never eaten before, including pineapple, cheesecake, apple pie and raisins.

Are you, fellow New York commuter, following the correct New York Subway social media account? The answer may surprise you.

I took a trip to the grocery store last night after work, much like the scenario presented in David Foster Wallace’s famous Kenyon College commencement speech “This Is Water,” and a treat caught my eye. Have you ever seen it before? I had not.

There are lots of ways to make sophisticated and delicious chicken salad. This is not one of those ways. This is problem-solving: It is morning, and you need to pack a lunch off to school or camp, and the school or camp is peanut-free. Luckily, for these purposes, this is the kind of week where you’re already falling behind, so dinner last night was a store-bought roast chicken. The carcass is in the fridge.

Here’s a riddle: How can a pocket be empty and still have something in it? The answer is that it can have a hole in it. Got you there. Unlike this riddle, what I’m about to suggest is not a brain bender. It’s jalapeño and pineapple pizza, simply an incredible pizza for you.

Here’s a thought: Put basil on your egg sandwich.

Do you have a sunburn? You dummy.

I swear to god if I hear another person talk about how perfectly robust and oaky their merlot is I’m gonna scream!!!!!

Are you in a long-term relationship that involves cohabitating with one or more other human beings? Do you aspire to be in this kind of relationship, and possibly even avoid dying alone? Cool. Do you have a dishwasher? Because friend, you’re gonna need it.

“Mmm, that looks good.”<— Don’t do this.

We get a lot of tips. Some are good, while some are bad. That's life. Today, from reader Devin Echevarria, we received some great citrus-related advice.

As we've tirelessly covered this year, Hershey, Inc. decided to yank the fun from Easter by suing a company responsible for importing British Cadbury chocolate into the United States. Why buy real Cadbury—creamy, smooth, delicious—when you could have Cadbury made by Hershey—acrid, sour, gritty, and painfully dissimilar?