The Biggening: Week Three of the 100 Push-ups Challenge

[The Biggening is a weekly test of Kelly Conaboy and Dayna Evans' strength or "bigness," determined through their ability to complete push-ups. The test will end when they get strong and big enough to complete 100 in a row.] » 9/22/14 2:15pm 9/22/14 2:15pm

Low-Fat Dairy Will Not Make You Thin or Happy

It all started because of a simple mistake, a tiny little oversight. I needed feta cheese for the salad I was making. I had no feta cheese. A pot of water was coming to a boil on the stove. I ran out of the apartment, leaving the stove on, sure I'd come home to an apartment either burned down or, like, covered in hot… » 9/12/14 1:55pm 9/12/14 1:55pm

The Biggening: Week One of the 100 Push-ups Challenge

I know what you're thinking: Dayna, you're a sports guy. You love-a the sports-a! I saw you running in my neighborhood one morning in a pinnie that doesn't fit you and you were sweating out pure, golden Coors Light. You looked great. Good sport form! Nice pool of sweat circling around the neck spot. » 9/08/14 2:25pm 9/08/14 2:25pm

Your End-of-August Cocktail Is A Lemon Rosemary Vodka Fizz

It's August. If you are reading this it is because you are stuck at work while your friends are off at their "lake houses" and "beach trips." The news, domestic and international, is awful. You need to relax. You need a cool beverage to relax. Allow me to suggest that the optimal beverage is a lemon rosemary vodka… » 8/22/14 11:30am 8/22/14 11:30am

There Is No Such Thing as a Chesapeake "Crab Boil," Suckers

"Crab boils date back centuries on the Chesapeake Bay," write the people who are selling "crab boil" events—for $67—in New York City. These people are frauds and liars, selling ersatz "authenticity," pretentious unpretentiousness, a twee New York fabrication that has nothing to do with the tradition it wishes to evoke. » 8/06/14 11:42am 8/06/14 11:42am

How Soon Will You Die in a Fire at Your Rustic Barn Wedding?

America's premier rural community newspaper, the New York Times, has front-page coverage today of a trend that is roiling the countryside: the use of picturesque old wooden barns as rental spaces for folksy unpretentious rustic-themed weddings. Those weddings are loud! Country folk aren't accustomed to the hurly-burly… » 8/04/14 3:22pm 8/04/14 3:22pm